Valentine’s Day Giveaway #2: Win sexay scents from Frau Tonis Parfum
by James Glazebrook
[EDIT: this competition is now closed. Click here to see if we're running any open competitions]
Smells like Valentine’s Day! For this annual celebration of all things sexay, we’ve teamed up with Frau Tonis Parfum to give one lucky reader a sniff of true love. The Berlin boutique has given us a gift box of three individual scents which, when combined, make up the überlin Eau de Perfume we created last year. The beautiful set contains Tulip, Larissa (“warm, oriental, intense”) and Seigneur, a spring scent comprised of nutmeg, violet, vanilla and leather. Worn separately, or together as a light unisex fragrance, they pretty much guarantee you’re going to get some this V-Day!
To make sure you’re really ready for lurve, we want to check you have your best chat-up lines handy. Just write your favourite pick-up line in the comments below, and if it makes us think twice about going home with you, we’ll give you a perfume gift set worth €33. To get you started, here’s our Sexpat Lucy’s favourite line:
Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong.
HOW TO WIN A FRAU TONIS PARFUM GIFT BOX:
Just leave a comment below, with your favourite chat-up/pick-up line.
You have until 6pm on Wednesday 13th February, to enter. Good luck!
The Boring Bit (yawn, RULES):
1. You must be 18 years or older to enter.
2. Friends and family of überlin are welcome to enter. We aren’t biased – just like in real life, the person with the best line wins!
3. We will announced the winner via our Facebook page on Valentine’s Day, Thursday 14th February.
I like your legs, what time do they open?
your eyes are like the deep blue sea
Your name should be Gillette as your the best a man can get
did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
“Were you talking about me? No – Well you should be!”
If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Not very original but I love “Get your coat, you’ve pulled”
Do you come here often is the oldest one in the book.
Is it hot in here or is it you?
‘Your eyes are like spanners, they are tightening my nuts’
:O
I may not be the first in your life but I would like to remain the last!
I wonder if you can help, my phone seems to be broken, it doesn’t have your number in it
your looking smokin !!! But those clothes would look even better strewn on my bedroom floor in the morning
Dont worry I have a first aid certificate, to bandage you up as you are obviously an angel fallen from heaven,.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
Got any Band-Aids? I think I’ve fallen for you
Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house! -Made me giggle
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
My name is Justin Credible.
Do you come here often???
Is that a ladder in your tights or is it the stairway to heaven!
Is your father a baker? ‘Cos you have perfect buns!
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
Does this rag smell of Chloroform to you.
I can’t say I have a favourite, but a guy did try one on me recently: “Is it hot in here or is it just you?” Cringe. I ran away sharpish.